| The Sheboygan Art
Museum offers a wide variety of
activities for children and adults in the community.
Tickets for these events are priced just high enough to
ensure that only the right class of people are admitted.
For access to most of these events participants must
enter through the rear door of the museum. Sorry, but if
you're in a wheel chair you can't come. Nothing
personal, we just didn't feel like putting a ramp down to
the cellar...er...auditorium. Anyway, these are the events:
Weekly
Events
- Sundays:
The Sheboygan Art Museum presents the Reverend
Billy Bob Boingus, Sheboygan's famous faith
healer. Reverend Boingus will shock and amaze you
with the way he heals preselected audience
members of their ailments. Reverend Boingus will
not accept volunteers as "God is very
fickle" about who he heals. Later that
evening, in the interest of equal time, the high
priest Dark-Or will perform a black mass. Bring
your cat for a fun evening.
- Mondays: Our
Monday night lecture series continues throughout
the year. We have many famous speakers slated to
appear, and most of them haven't canceled yet.
- Tuesdays:
Bring the family out to the museums Make Your Own
Art night. The best painting, sculpture and
tapestry will be displayed in the museum. Help us
keep art on our walls and have fun at the same
time. Please Note: We reserve the right to
alter the names of the winners to resemble that
of many famous artists.
- Wednesdays:
Wednesday is donation night. Drive by,
drop off some money and leave.
- Thursdays:
Our film appreciation series has been such a hit
that we have continued it through the year 2000.
Adults over 21 will be admitted for $2.00US after
8:00 pm. Ladies admitted free.
- Fridays:
Friday night is bachelor night. Book the
"Nudie" room now. All of the lights are
switched to black lights and strobe lights, and
our female attendants and curators will provide
you with entertainment.
- Saturdays:
Learn the ancient Hebrew art of the
Kaballa. Classes start at midnight and continue
till daybreak. There is an extra charge for every
Golem after the first two.
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