"Man cannot live by bread alone..."

But we realize that you're going to need something to keep you going during your visit. We can't have your stomachs growling too much - those high ceilings and stone walls magnify the noise enough that you'd swear there was an armored tank division driving through when people get really hungry.

With this in mind, we recently opened the Visitors' and Members' Dining Rooms. The Visitors' dining room is open to all, and features such exciting international Cuisine as "Chippes a la Sel-et-Vinaigre" and "Rülpser-Suppe". The Members' is open to members only, and is quite a bit better.

But they took away our liquor license. If you think Soccer fans are bad - just wait until you've seen a mob of drunken Art-Deco fans rampaging down Main Street.

But we realize that enjoying artwork can be thirsty business, especially with the wife and kids in tow, so we have created an alternative. Around exit A12, you'll find a sign that says "Men's Room". You'll know it's the one, because it's actually written like that - in quotes. Tell the wife you need to go, follow the signs, and Bingo! There's a fire door that we keep jammed open all day so that you can slip in and out as often as you like.

Within a few minutes walk, there are several establishments that would be more than happy to sell you the beverage of your choice. Many of them offer food that is much better than ours, too. Several offer opportunities to indulge in illegal gambling, and at least one that we know of can point you to someone who can help with other illegal activities as well.

So use the map below to find an establishment to your taste. Click on the red dots to find out more about the establishment, or use the text menu on the right. Each of the establishments in question has been visited by one of our dedicated team of volunteers who has provided a detailed review.