The Sheboygan Art Museum

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Claiming Membership (Sheboyganianary).

It's pretty easy to become a Sheboyganian, if you really feel the need to. Come to the office during opening hours and talk to Doris, if she's there. If she ain't, she's probably having lunch, or something. So come back later. Membership is twenty bucks for a year. You get a keyring, discount tokens for the fry machines, stuff like that. You also get special entry to the museum, but you can get that anyway if you slip Louie the security guard a five-spot. Why are you bothering to come here, anyway? I mean, it's a dump. Do you know how much they're paying me to do these pages? Fifteen bucks an hour. Fifteen! I could get more than that designing pages for phone sex lines. Those fry machines are alright, though.