The Fine Art of Amish Drug Making

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Amish Meth Labs are a dying breed. Who can forget the great tales of how the act of producing methamphetamines has brought together many Amish families that were suffering a general apathy about this lifestyle. Well, the Sheboygan Art Museum is almost proud to bring you a month long series on the fine art of Amish meth.

You will start the series with a travel video of Ephenedrine Springs, An Amish community in Missouri, about 80 miles west of St. Louis. This town is so reclusive that until SAM made their little haven a center of tourism, it didn't even appear on any maps. Critics who claim that this is because it didn't exist, are seriously mistaken and should be distrusted. It's not like we would create an ENTIRE Amish village. Come on, it would take a lot more funding than we get in a year. Hell, most of our donors' idea of a major gift is leaving us the keys to their '67 Buick when they die. You ever try getting an entire village of actors to accept a '67 Buick that smells like cat pee as payment for pretending to be Amish? Well, it just doesn't work Buster. So the village is real. Trust us. And, they've been making crystal meth for 150 years, since Jakob P. Yungerson and Jakob L. Yungerson brought the secret recipe with them when they fled the wicked heresy brewing in Pennsylvania.