Stop Hunger In The Museum's Outside Mall

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There are people starving in our cafeteria. No matter how hard we here at SAM try to budget to guarantee that all of our patrons have a chance to purchase yummy hot dogs and hamburgers, we always tend to sell out. This means that we have had to close down our outside grill, and leave anyone who chooses to sit out there without service.

That is unacceptable for a major metropolis like Sheboygan. Especially when our government is giving away food to the third world. That's why we have developed a special online way for you to help our cafeteria. The Stop Hunger In The Museum's Outside Mall project allows you to send our hired thugs to the third world to steal 1 cup of food from the mouth of a child. Don't pass up this chance to help!!!

Every 3.6 seconds someone at the SAM tries to buy a hamburger. 75% are children.

When a country darkens on this map it means that some little punk is getting a free meal while people in Sheboygan can't buy a hot dog.

To stop this injustice, click the project's logo below!